A.F.D. – a way to break the ice !?

Very funny application form.

“I get asked out on lots of dates (ok, so humor me). In an attempt to narrow the field I’ve created this date application page. Ladies – there’s a lot of competition out there, so be sure to write clearly and legibly. I can’t be bothered to strain my eyes reading your illegible nonsense. Gentlemen – maybe you can use this date application as a way to break the ice when you’re introducing me to the ladies.”

LISTENING TO : Guns’n Roses – Use your Illusions II  (1991)

Thank you google

LISTENING TO : Blonde Redhead – La mia Vita Violenta (1995)

 

B##M

Let’s imagine you stay for a flight, or any other trip next to someone that really pisses you off.

Let’s follow these 4 simple steps :

1) Take gently your laptop out of your suitcase – Turn it gently on.
2) Be sure that your neighbour catches every move you make and most of all that he is able to see the screen
3) Close your eyes, fake to pray looking at the sky and PRAY (most important step)
4) Then launch this application and look at M. Funny Guy’s face. *

*Under no circumstances should ANYBODY use the previous animation when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway, or in any other manner during which the display of the animation could be interpreted as a hostile act. Please defer all legal action to Penn & Teller, who spread the idea in their 1997 book, “How to Play in Traffic.

LISTENING TO :  David Bowie – The Rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from Mars (1972)